What are reasons you couldn't be a kpop idol?

୨⎯ reasons why I couldn’t be a K-Pop idol? ⎯୧

“The Indian K-Pop idol caught dating ____”

#006 : H*e behaviour

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My rap, if I dare say so myself, is f*cking awesome. I am a good songwriter as well, I think I lack vocals a lot though. My voice isn’t feminine so that’s a negative point as well. Overall, I’d just bring the group down like that.

#005 : My Sense of Humour

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I’m rude like that, I’m not proud of it, but it’s there. I’m kinda rude, which is basically just me speaking my mind. Sometimes I definitely need to tone it down. I know it sounds like a cool skill to you, to load up savage comebacks on the spot, but it’s really not when you say to a relative you hate on the phone “you ask how I am? Well, I’ve been great, but now that you called, I’m not too sure of that.” Oh, and the time when I was attending someone’s funeral in my hometown and the people I hate kept being overly sweet and saying “so when will you come here next?” And I replied “well, maybe in the next funeral”. I know I know, I’m rude. I’m aware. Don’t hate me for this, I’m trying to improve.

okay okay I know the title is confusing, but I’ll explain. I believe that as someone in their 20’s, I’ll probably go around dating a lot. Dating isn’t wrong, shouldn’t be perceived to be wrong. In my opinion, dating is fine. I’d probably date around a lot if I get in K-Pop anyways. Dispatch would love me so much, I’d give them the most content stuff ever. New headlines every week.

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I wouldn’t be a good K-Pop idol. Though my stage presence would probably be off the charts, my vocals would suck, and I’d cry at every hate comment. I’d probably be caught simping for Kim Jennie too much, or maybe for dating too many K-Pop idols. Being a K-Pop idol isn’t in my list anyways, I’d much rather become something else. Getting involved in political stuff is way more better.

#004 : My Singing Skills

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I have a dark and sarcastic sense of humour. People usually cannot catch up to my sarcasm. Sometimes, my jokes are truly offensive. I guess, that makes sense for people to dislike my sense of humour. sigh. I’d probably get cancelled in like, 2 weeks of debut.

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Why can't my adopted sister accept she is not part of my family because she isn't related? Why can't she stop calling my parents mum and dad?

Until and unless I’m not smiling widely, I just look like I just had the most beat up fight with someone. We know how female idols with RBF are treated, so it’s no surprise I’d probably just get hated in the debut itself.

#003 : My RBF

#002 : My Attitude

I most definitely lack the visuals required to be a K-Pop idol. I’m not ugly, but I’m definitely not pretty either. I don’t fit in the Korean Beauty Standards anyways, and my weight is definitely far off the demand scale.

#001 : The Visuals

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